We were out planting pumpkins today. Maxim was at the top of a plastic slide/climbing mechanism when he said, "Papa, do you want to see what I can do?"

"Sure."

He jumped, landed squarly on his feet but kept going and instead of pumpkin seeds, he planted HIS FACE into the grass.

He got up and said with a puzzled look and said softly, "THAT doesn't usually happen."